I have memorized them ...
ALL!
aren't you proud of me?
here's help:
Dream Girl-.
Well I married my dream girl.
I married my dream girl.
But she didnt tell me her credit was bad.
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb.
we're living in the basement at her mom and dads.
No we cant get a loan
for a respectable home.
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we'd gone to free credit report dot com,
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
New Car-
Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack
'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E, that spells "free"
Credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about goin' but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin' fly and rollin' fat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at
F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby....
Pirate-
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
Bike-
Check it out
Gas prices blowing up sky high
ditched my use subcompact for a two wheel ride
now i'm rollin eco-friendly
but i still look bad
when the bike store saw my credit
they said this was all they had
I'm singing
F to the
R to the
E to the
E to the
C to the
R to the
E D I T
Re to the
Port to the
Dot to the
Com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
It's easy
F to the
R to the
Rockstar-
When you're a rock star
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic cars
It's just now I thought I'd be
'Xcept the party's not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card
With my ID
Free -- What?
Free Credit, Report.com
That's the site I'm gonna hit
When I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I'm findin out
How bad reality hurts
Renaissance Fair-
I was getting depressed, cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I go
But I moved to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a renaissance fair!
Free credit report dot com
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom
Never mind they've been singing our song
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on
If you're not into fake swordfights
Pointy slippers and green wool tights
Take a tip from a knight who knows free credit report dot com
LET'S GO!!
Roller Coaster-
Buckle up everybody cause were taking a ride
It can strain your relationships and hurt your pride
It's the credit roller coaster and as you can see it kinda bites so sing the lyrics with me:
When your debt goes up, your score goes down,
When you pay a little off it goes the other way around
It's just the same for everybody every boy and girl,
The credit roller coaster makes you wanna hurl.
So throw your hands in the air, and wave 'em around
Like a wannabe frat boy trying to get down
Then bring em right back to where your laptops at.
Log on to freecreditreport.com, stat
Cell Phone-
Wanted to get myself a new cell phone
So I could hear myself as a ringtone
Who knew the store would go
And check my credit score?
Now all they let me have is this dinosaur!
Hello hello hello, can anybody hear me?
I know I know I know, I should have gone to
FreeCreditReport.coooom!
That's where I should have gone,
Could have got my knowledge on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtM_NJ5D5cM
(thanks thay002)
(psps if you memorize them all, comment!)
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